Animal Alphabet Song

I've got Ants in my pants and Bats in my hair
The Chimpanzees are a complete nightmare
The Dogs are barking mad but doing ok I think
But the Elephant's feet wow really really stink
The Frogs are hopping mad 'cos the Gecko's ate
Their food
The Hippos keeping on belching it's unspeakably
Rude
The Ibex and the Jackels are surprisingly mild
The Kangaroo's bouncing's driving ev'rybody wild
Oink hiss moo roar noises ev'rywhere
Woof baa quack parp pollution's in the air
And overall I think a good job we are doing
'Cos all of them have managed splendid amounts
Of pooing
The Llama's need a facial as they have a lot of
Zits
The Monkeys are having heaps of fun living with
The Nits
The Ostrich wasn't happy and really had a whine
It sat upon a chair and found it was a Porcupine
The Quail Rats Snakes and Ticks can be a bit of
A pain
The Umbrella bird has been really quite busy in
The rain
The Vultures ever hopeful that the Warthogs will
Just die
Harry Stop stop stop
Shem What are you doing We're in the middle of
The song
Harry Dude you've got to X and there aren't any
Animals beginning with X
Larry That's the end of your song Ha ha ha
Noah Hmmmm Have we got anything beginning
With X
Japeth I've got nothing
Shem Oh no
Japeth You're scuppered
Ham I've got an idea
Japeth Just be quiet Ham we're trying to
Concentrate here
Ham Well there is Xeni-pirostris I guess that's
One to try
And Xen-er-us uni-cinctus and
Xeno-pel-ti-dae
Plus there's Xenop, Xerus, Xantus and
Xenopus as well
Although absolutely none of those would I
Attempt to spell
Japeth Ham we stand in awe of your wordmanship
Ham Thanks And of course we have the Yaks and
The Zebras too
So I think we have the lot
And that's one in the eye for you two
Oink hiss moo roar noises ev'rywhere
Woof baa quack parp pollution's in the air
And overall I think a good job we are doing
‘Cos all of them have managed, splendid amounts
Of pooing
Oink hiss moo roar noises ev'rywhere
Woof baa quack parp pollution's in the air
From A to Zed it must be said
That big and small we have them all
We've dotted the eyes and crossed the tee's
Man there's a lot of knobbily knees
The ark is officially full